When my Blu-tack Stopped Sticking

When my blu-tack stopped sticking, the poster you got me fell down. At the time, I didn’t realise that it was the perfect metaphor for the state of our relationship. It was only many months later, after we’d struggled to stay together before finally calling it a day, that I knew I should have given you back the poster there and then.

I’ve since thrown the blu-tack away.